I know, I know.  Get out the violins.  Woe is me.  But really, I'm not whining.  I don't care whether I get presents or not.  However, I am human, and let's face it--even if you don't give a flip about getting a present, it's still not fun to stand around listening to a bunch of spoiled girls say things like "Ohmigod, can you believe my mother sent me another pair of Sevens?  I told her I wanted a new nano.