of the Center for Children's Books
|Each month we choose a favorite quote--something fun or
something to make you think. See the archive
for quotes from previous months.
It's not that cats don't like baths. It's not that cats
have a difficult relationship with baths. It's not that cats
chose not to vote for baths in the last election. It's not that
cats would rather choose vanilla over baths. It's not that cats
neglect to send baths a card on their birthdays. It's not that
cats pick baths last when choosing sides for a kick ball game.
It's not that cats think about baths in the same way a fire hydrant
thinks about dogs. It's not that cats look at baths in the same
way that a vegetarian looks at ten pounds of raw liver. It's not that
cats once bought baths an awesome present that cost an entire month's
allowance, and then baths didn't even have the decency to say "thank
|--Nick Bruel, Bad
Kitty Gets a Bath
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